var docTips = new TipObj('docTips');
with (docTips)
{
 template = '<table bgcolor="#003366" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" width="%2%" border="0">' +
  '<tr><td><table bgcolor="#6699CC" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%" border="0">' +
  '<tr><td class="body-font">%3%</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';
	
	 
	tips.skins = new Array(-45, 5, 150, 'Select Theme<hr size=1><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Slab!\');return(false)">Slab!</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Human Inside\');return(false)">Human Inside</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Floating Momo\');return(false)">Floating Momo</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Sense-y Party\');return(false)">Sense-y Party</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Woody\');return(false)">Woody</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Classic Octopus\');return(false)">Classic Octopus</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Stark Vidiot\');return(false)">Stark Vidiot</a><br><a href="#" onclick="docTips.hide(\'skins\');setActiveStyleSheet(\'Up-In-The-Cluuuub\');return(false)">Up-In-The-Cluuuub</a><br>');
	tipStick = 0;

	 showDelay = 10;
	 hideDelay = 10;
	 doFades = false;

	fadeInSpeed = 100;
	fadeOutSpeed = 100;
}



	crazy_phrases = new Array('Smelt ahoy!','Sometimes I think she loves her dirtbike more than she loves me.','Once you remove the plastic wrap, there’s no going back.','Everybody’s got excuses... his are just more far-fetched, that’s all.','Without thinking, I put my finger in my mouth. It tasted like metal.','Refresh your browser, this message isn\'t funny.','Man, that guy smells like tomato soup.','If you’re not careful you’ll catch crawfish.','Don\'t worry about us, just leave the car window open.','You could get it done professionally, but that\'s no fun.','I\'ve been sitting on the bottom of the ocean for weeks.<br>Did they notice my cubicle is empty?','Wanna come over and hang out in the stairwell?','You deserve it, go ahead.','If you stand right here, you can see the show for free.','Isn\'t it expensive to heat a space this big?','Is this your cat?  He looks hungry.','Did she fix your Moog yet? <br>She was playing in a Math-Rock band.<br>She broke it during a difficult bar of 13/8.','He\'s surprisingly not completely irritating, for a guy with a haircut.','His "more efficient way" of playing hide and seek wasn\'t much fun at all.','It\'s the good version, the one they never released except on laser disc.','Too much vocoder\'s probably not good for you.','He ate a whole box of nutmeg and threw up in the sink.','That\'s the sauce, kid!','Just don\'t get any flour in the tape recorder.','That sounds a little hairy, Jack...','Nice boxcar underpants.','I\'d like to be a bouncer at a public library.','It\'s just coming up with squatch.','It\'s not exactly nothing, I guess...','My blue world','Sleepy dazed magic.','Mom told me to tell you she misses you.','Make sure and shake the taco chips out of your hair.','Just put some curry powder on it, it should heal right up.','If you\'re gonna have a machine to tear up the pavement,<br>it might as well be cute and purple.','Well you could ask the super zombie,<br>but he\'d just suck all your blood out from across the room.','I had a dream last night that you and I were guard dogs.<br>I got shot and you started licking me.','If you clear this boss level, you can go to work tomorrow.','Well and good that your hi-poly-count characters are bump mapped.<br>But you\'ll never top Jumpman.','Simple, like Mike.','Troutman\'s Special Recipe.','Mutant Street Rockers presents...','Next Stop, Rollerama!','I can break that for you for free.','One hundred luncheons to go.','It\'s motorized.','Want fries with that?','Always just in time for the end of the movie.','It\'s like a gourmet twinkie.','Don\'t worry, he won\'t bite you unless you look into his eyes.','He was gonna be mad at her, but she made home made bread.<br>So he just got home and had a sandwich.','The next thing that happens is that the butcher loses control.','Must be tough to do your job with all those piranhas around.','Why yes, I do dress in the dark.','Not the bore worms!','Science Hippy Magazine presents...','That\'s some shiner you got there, fella!','She only looks angry when she\'s in love.','Look out!','At the grocery, she was stuck behind someone who couldn\'t say 5 words without, like, using the word "like."','A hundred pounds of frozen fish clattered to the floor, and that was the end of that.','The swamp water samples proved fascinating under the microscope, <br>but quite disgusting in every other way.','Roll, lonely rolling star...','If he makes another comment about your shoes, let me know.','I think the gazpacho was devoured by slavering wild dogs.','I just work here.','In the USA, after accounting for inflation, CEO salaries have risen 500% since 1980, while employee salaries have dropped 5%.  Look it up.','She said she gets more calls from telemarketers than she does from people she knows.  Is that sad?','Is it just me or is the pilot asleep at the wheel?','Mmmm, them\'s good eatin\'!','In the middle of the auto accident, he thought,<br>"funny, this looks so much like CG."','Better than a kettle of cuttlefish:','High strung lhasa apsos aside, i generally approve of your taste in company.','Nono, you affix an Avery 5164 adhesive mailing label to the left side,<br>the top needs to be blank for this rubberstamp picture of a drunken owl.','They moved into the forest to camp.<br>The spring break kids were too busy "Going Wild" near the beach.','Is that springloaded?','So I\'ll bet you think just because you invented a semi-permeable membrane<br>that doesn\'t allow backflow you\'re pretty smart, huh?','Dear Mr. President.  God loves you.  Jesus thinks you\'re a jerk.','I made this 3-d photo of my horse, Preston Romane, into a lenticular flicker pin.<br>The text just says "OATS!"','Light another lamp before you go.','Someone should have told you, don\'t you think?','I don\'t know if I\'m wartime compatible.','Snack foods are lying in wait.','If he weren\'t a pacifist, he\'d certainly pacify you.','What\'s this one?  Bacon flavored Antibiotic Super Chicken?<br>I\'m just gonna eat this gravel over here.','I\'m gonna hire someone to straighten all the folds in my brain.','She was feeling non-judgmental today.','Hey watch out, there is a human in here!','Drop beehive to alert doorman','Her new hairstyle made him nervous, \nbecause suddenly he couldn’t stop staring at her neck.','It’s just me again.','I picked it up off the street,  want some?','Don’t sell fakes.','If there’s no soul in it, it’s not even worth the storage, is it.','No.  Seriously.  Which of you evil muthaf*az invented the car alarm?','80% real igneous lava rock.  The other 20% is a binder agent.','You can’t own them ~all~, then there’s nothing for everyone else!','Is it just me, or are there a lot of idiots driving this huge vehicle?','It lights up and blinks and makes little noises like it’s alive.','There\'s a sledgehammer out back if you feel the feng shui\'s off.','Two hundred thirty pounds of enraged rentacop can\'t be wrong.','And you think *love* is strange?  Taste this rotten yogurt.','Don\'t let him in again, that guy peed in the foyer.','Does the whole room list to one side uncomfortably, or have I had too much whiskey?','There goes your boss and his employee/lover.  Looks like you\'re working late.','I re-edited the holiday special to remove all the annoying parts.  It\'s about 23 seconds long now.','That\'s not pop music, it\'s some kind of smoothy made of a low calorie sport shake and a can of dog food.','Who\'s responsible for this monstrosity?  Nobody?  What, did it grow directly out of the cruel nature of existence?  Yeah, life is sad.  Now get in there and clean up the mess, kid!','Don\'t blame me, I have a bumpersticker asking you not to blame me.','In the park, some guy stepped on his brand new white shoes.  He got really mad.  It ruined his whole day.  That\'s why I don\'t buy white shoes.','Don\'t turn on the power yet, you\'ll electrocute the goldfish.','Every weekend she goes to the botanical garden, to pretend she doesn\'t live in the city.','Is it a strange story?  It doesn\'t seem so crazy to me.  I\'d have a better perspective on it if I weren\'t a monster from outer space.','If you hide his water dish he starts barking like a dog.','You will know it is time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring, like this.','Did you get a haircut?','Legions of fools can\'t be wrong...','He was eaten to death by snarks.','Hey, nice shoes.','Automagically cleans your lobes and leaves you breezy-fresh!','If you don\'t jump when he barks, he\'ll know you\'re ready.','Can you choose your own lamp covers?');




// The Central Randomizer 1.3 (C) 1997 by Paul Houle (houle@msc.cornell.edu)
// See:  http://www.msc.cornell.edu/~houle/javascript/randomizer.html

rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() 
{
        rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
        return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) 
{
        return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};

// end central randomizer.